Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey in a nutshell
yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror
Twitter goes crazy over unlawful arrest of the teen who tried to sell his MacBook
And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke
Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING
Police need to be held accountable for their actions.
ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college
bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy
and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry
they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”
“Dr.”
“But are you a man or a woman?”
“I’m a scientist.”
“No, what’s in your pants?”
“Physics.”
I got a rainbow bracelet and I said
‘haha look its gay like me!’
And my step mom flipped out and started saying
“UMMMMMM Its a bracelet???? It can’t be gay, things CANT be gay”
Did I strike a sensitive, hetero nerve Pamela? lmfao
Straights: this is a girl cup and this is a boy cup and you can tell because of their colors and look! They’re in love!:)))
U: ha ha gay bracelet
Straights: ITS A BRACELET ITS AN INANIMATE OBJECT IT CANT HAVE A SEXUALITY
my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis
my advice to men: develop a sense of shame
remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today
ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself
Scene 1: eating breakfast with the fam
Me: could you pass me half of a bagel?
Stepmom: do you want a top or a bottom?
Me: *inhales orange juice*
Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas
No, mom, that’s not….
